gay policy
sexual harassment      will not be tolerated
            in the american workplace
this policy includes      unwanted advances of
            a homosexual nature
since 1964      discrimination based on
            race, religion, gender, or age
has been deemed illegal      and such harassment creates
            a hostile work environment
                        .      .      .
            a response on gay relations
by the grand ayatollah      ali al-sistani
            confirmed that homosexuals
should be killed in "the worst most      severe way of killing"
            sexually purifying
iraq of gays is a goal      of some badr corps cells
            who also kill unveiled women,
people who wear western clothes      and alcohol sellers
                        .      .      .
it is not illegal      in america for you
            to ask a same-sex co-worker
for a date while at work      if the response is a firm
            refusal, you may not tell him
or her that his or her      tushy is going to waste
            nor may you call him or her 'bitch'
                        .      .      .
            a badr death squad officer,
pretending to be gay, joined      an internet chat room
            and lured 27-year-old
ammar of baghdad into      a rendezvous this past
            january--within the hour,
bound, blindfolded, he was shot      in the back of his head
                        .      .      .
at work, if you witness      gay bashing of any kind
            your responsibility is
to tell a manager      it is both illegal and
            against company policy
                        .      .      .
            gay iraqi activists plead
with americans in the      green zone, but are laughed at
            current policy being to
not interfere while iraq      nears mandating gay deaths
                        .      .      .
americans must meet      in conference rooms to watch
            sexual harassment programs
            iraqi homosexuals
must meet in dimly lit rooms      or be killed in pogroms
.
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3/23/06